Shit Emily Says

EMILY LIKES TO SAY… INTERESTING THINGS AND WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO RECORD THEM ^-^

We were meant to be stoned gargoyles next to each other on the building

Emily (via riverknoll196)

riverknoll196:

Emily- “Hey do my eyebrows look like they’re marching?”

Naked Emily

Emily: “hi let me get naked and roll around in like 2 inches of water naked”

Emily does love cheese

Someone random yelling outside; “Show me your nips!”

Emily: ” I hope they’re cheesy.”

Emily and the amazing recliner

Emily: ” Oh my god i didn’t know it went back like that!”

Spirit: ” well yeah that’s why it’s called a recliner.”

Ashley: “yeah it reclines.”

Emily is an art student…

Remember when everyone had those fucking folders, stickers coloring book things of lisa frank… ya know 

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well emily had no idea who she was. Emily’s super duper sheltered/deprived childhood comes out in these moments

Emily at a party

At a party where everyone was singing bohemian:

Ashley: “Emily are you just standing there eating an apple.”

Emily: “DON’T TELL NATALIE!”

Emily’s Logic…again

Emily: ” I don’t think logically, its more of a scatter plot of thought. Actually it’s more like a mosquito-biting-you-anywhere-on-your-body-that-it-wants-to thought.”

i am pretty sure emily has said this

i am pretty sure emily has said this

(via your-god-awful-standards)

(Source: surfing-seas, via kablee)