Emily- “Hey do my eyebrows look like they’re marching?”
Shit Emily Says
Naked Emily
Emily: “hi let me get naked and roll around in like 2 inches of water naked”
Emily does love cheese
Someone random yelling outside; “Show me your nips!”
Emily: ” I hope they’re cheesy.”
Emily and the amazing recliner
Emily: ” Oh my god i didn’t know it went back like that!”
Spirit: ” well yeah that’s why it’s called a recliner.”
Ashley: “yeah it reclines.”
Emily is an art student…
Remember when everyone had those fucking folders, stickers coloring book things of lisa frank… ya know
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well emily had no idea who she was. Emily’s super duper sheltered/deprived childhood comes out in these moments
Emily at a party
At a party where everyone was singing bohemian:
Ashley: “Emily are you just standing there eating an apple.”
Emily: “DON’T TELL NATALIE!”
Emily’s Logic…again
Emily: ” I don’t think logically, its more of a scatter plot of thought. Actually it’s more like a mosquito-biting-you-anywhere-on-your-body-that-it-wants-to thought.”
(Source: surfing-seas, via kablee)




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